If you told me a week ago that we’d be wrapping up this killing spree today I never would’ve believed you. As of a few days ago, we were still finding victims left and right. There was no end in sight and the body count was rising.
But you know, I’ve seen this a lot with criminals. The cockier they get, the lazier they get, and our perp was no different. I had been getting a sneaking suspicion that this might be an inside job. Something about the investigation just didn’t add up and I couldn’t put my finger on it. Maybe it was the lack of concern on the part of our officers or the lassez-faire attitude of the Chief of Police, but even I wasn’t prepared for the revelation that blew the top clean off of this case…
- Wouldn’t you know…the Chief of Police caught in the act!!
- And none too remorseful, either…
Appropriate measures are being taken to ensure that crimes of this diabolical nature never happen again. The Chief is now behind bars awaiting his 1:45 a.m. arraignment. He’s already been quite the cry-baby about the whole thing and, while part of me wants to believe he regrets his crimes, I know the truth. He’s just waiting, biding his time till he can get his slobbery mitts on another victim…
ohblessyourheart 
Hilarious!!!
You are just too funny! I have laughed so hard at all of these.
He looks so innocent…..are you sure at least some of them weren’t set ups?
Certain 😉
I’m not buying it! My ev was framed by too cunning and suspicious girls who planted Merida on him and ran! I got yo’ back ev!
Hahaha…of COURSE you’d back him!