Mommy PD: SVU – CASE CLOSED

27 Feb

If you told me a week ago that we’d be wrapping up this killing spree today I never would’ve believed you. As of a few days ago, we were still finding victims left and right. There was no end in sight and the body count was rising.

 

cindy

 

Even the queen stood no chance...

 

 

But you know, I’ve seen this a lot with criminals. The cockier they get, the lazier they get, and our perp was no different. I had been getting a sneaking suspicion that this might be an inside job. Something about the investigation just didn’t add up and I couldn’t put my finger on it. Maybe it was the lack of concern on the part of our officers or the lassez-faire attitude of the Chief of Police, but even I wasn’t prepared for the revelation that blew the top clean off of this case…

 

Wouldn’t you know…the Chief of Police caught in the act!!

 

And none too remorseful, either…

 

Appropriate measures are being taken to ensure that crimes of this diabolical nature never happen again. The Chief is now behind bars awaiting his 1:45 a.m. arraignment. He’s already been quite the cry-baby about the whole thing and, while part of me wants to believe he regrets his crimes, I know the truth. He’s just waiting, biding his time till he can get his slobbery mitts on another victim…

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6 Responses to “Mommy PD: SVU – CASE CLOSED”

  1. Aunt Jeanie February 27, 2014 at 9:48 am #

    Hilarious!!!

  2. stepheniejones February 27, 2014 at 10:01 am #

    You are just too funny! I have laughed so hard at all of these.

  3. Granny Garr February 27, 2014 at 5:13 pm #

    He looks so innocent…..are you sure at least some of them weren’t set ups?

  4. Katy February 27, 2014 at 7:03 pm #

    I’m not buying it! My ev was framed by too cunning and suspicious girls who planted Merida on him and ran! I got yo’ back ev!

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